Total Medals Earned: 318 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,310 Points
Medals Earned: 2/22 (15/435 points)
Make Σ12 in 6 different ways
Clear a level in 2 moves
Clear World 1
Win 15 stars
Survive for 5 minutes in Infinite mode
Make Σ12 in 12 different ways
Chain 5 "PERFECT"
Clear a level with a completion rating of 90% or more
Win 30 stars
Clear World 2
Clear a level with a 100% time left
Chain 4 reactions
Clear a level with a precision rating of 90% or more
Clear World 3
Win 45 stars
Make Σ12 in 24 different ways
Clear a level with a precision rating and completion rating of 75% or more
Survive for 10 minutes in Infinite mode
Survive for 15 minutes in Infinite mode
Make Σ12 in 36 different ways
Win 60 stars
Clear World 4
Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/180 points)
Buy the Candy cane weapon.
Defeat your first enemy.
Beat a Gingerbread man enemy.
Isn't this copyright infringement?
Buy the Green armour.
Start Playing
Equip a new weapon.
Use a skill point to increase a stat.
Defeat a snowman enemy.
Lose a battle.
Defeat a penguin enemy.
Hold 10 potions.
Defeat an enemy, while having full health.
Reach level 10 and unlock the boss battle.
Buy a potion.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best Amour.
Buy the best weapon.
Defeat the Santa Clone!
Find the Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 40/100 (530/2,000 points)
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
04 - Kill Manhandla
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Defeat Megabobo
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/50 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 12/20 (135/500 points)
More than 50,000 points
When you destroy the first cannon
When you kill the first enemy
When you kill the first gunman
When you destroy the first nest
When you obtain the first weapon
More than 100,000 points
Pass level 1 with any difficulty
More than 2,500 Points
When you destroy the first tank
More than 250,000 points
Pass level 2 with higher than normal difficulty
More than 500,000 points
Pass level 3 with higher than hard difficulty
More than 1,000,000 points
Pass level 4 with insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Dispense of the boy.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
View the Extra Scene
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/460 points)
Unlock tier 2 levels.
Unlock tier 3 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 1.
Complete all levels in tier 2.
Unlock tier 4 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 3.
Complete all levels in tier 4.